(1) Jared Lorenzen "The Pillsburry Throwboy", "The Abominable Throwman", "He Ate Me", "Hefty Lefty", NFL- I mean I shouldn't even have to make this argument. Any of these nicknames is ranked among the best, and they all refer back to the not-slender figure of this QB. Let's just hope that he doesn't lose weight.
(2) Wanderlai "The Axe Murderer" Silva, UFC- With his unbelievable knockout power, it is no wonder he gave himself that nickname. In terms of sheer outlandishness, he wins. There are no weapons in MMA and I love that he incorporates something that doesn't even apply. You got to have a lot of balls to have that nickname, but let's remember he is the fighter whose entrance music is "Sandstorm".
(3) Clyde "The Glide" Drexler, NBA- Perhaps the most fitting name of any on this list. Every move was silky smooth for Drexler. Everytime he faded away for that jumper, it was as if he was dancing on a clowd.
(4) Stu "The Grim Reaper" Grimson, NHL- His skills were always up for debate. But his strength and fighting ability never came under scrutiny. He excelled as one of the toughest enforcers in the NHL. It also equally incorporates his personality with his last name, a key to a good sports nickname. He made you want to "put on the foil" every time he played.
(5) Rod "He Hate Me" Smart, XFL- The only reason to watch the XFL (other than the "no fair catch, ball is live" rule...seriously NFL please adopt this rule).
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Friday, December 12, 2008
The Legacy of Chad Curtis: A Tribute to Tom Pistolas
So as I have decided to take time away from my busy schedule of exams and watching ESPNEWS, I have undertaken what seems to be a monumental task. I plan to make a Hall of Fame case for Chad Curtis. My friend Tom "El Matador" Pistolas has been enamored with this current gym teacher for pretty much his entire life. So allow me to make these points and blow your mind:
(1) He is a Clutch Player- Curtis came onto the scene as a member of the California Angels and became a bit of a superfluos player. He did not really impress much in his early years. But after bouncing around the league for a while, he found a home in pinstripes. As he was thrust into the media spotlight, Curtis excelled beyond belief. Nothing was more highlighted then his performance against the Atlanta Braves in the 1999 World Series. Curtis hit a walk-off home run, his second of the night, to thrust the Yankees to a game 3 win.
(2) Elite Company- Pistolas makes note of this fact more than others. Curtis is a member of the elite 100 Home Run/200 steal Club. Now, this may seem like a broad club to be a part of, so much so that as I researched who else was in the club I received a "too broad search" answer from my computer. However, this unparalled combination of speed and power will perhaps never be matched again.
(3) Jump Throw- His true bread and butter. The leaping throw, getting every bit of energy out of his body, has become a cornerstone of any major leaguers repetoire. Though it looks like a full body dry heave, Curtis made sure that his throws were right on the money. The jump throw has become very popular today, especially as the winning run is rounding 3rd base. Look at Sportscenter and see when a game winning run is coming home, everyone jump throws. It simply adds to the theatre of the moment. And that is what Curtis was all about.
(4) He snubbed Jim Gray- After that game 3, Curtis refused to speak with Jim Gray because of what Gray did to Pete Rose at the All-Star game. I absolutely love this move. Jim Gray is a pompous ass and I could not believe that he would ruin Rose's moment to shine in the All-Star tribute to him. Yes, Rose bet on baseball. But he bet against teams he was playing. He bet for his team, he never shaved points or anything. So I am glad Curtis rejected Gray on national television.
(1) He is a Clutch Player- Curtis came onto the scene as a member of the California Angels and became a bit of a superfluos player. He did not really impress much in his early years. But after bouncing around the league for a while, he found a home in pinstripes. As he was thrust into the media spotlight, Curtis excelled beyond belief. Nothing was more highlighted then his performance against the Atlanta Braves in the 1999 World Series. Curtis hit a walk-off home run, his second of the night, to thrust the Yankees to a game 3 win.
(2) Elite Company- Pistolas makes note of this fact more than others. Curtis is a member of the elite 100 Home Run/200 steal Club. Now, this may seem like a broad club to be a part of, so much so that as I researched who else was in the club I received a "too broad search" answer from my computer. However, this unparalled combination of speed and power will perhaps never be matched again.
(3) Jump Throw- His true bread and butter. The leaping throw, getting every bit of energy out of his body, has become a cornerstone of any major leaguers repetoire. Though it looks like a full body dry heave, Curtis made sure that his throws were right on the money. The jump throw has become very popular today, especially as the winning run is rounding 3rd base. Look at Sportscenter and see when a game winning run is coming home, everyone jump throws. It simply adds to the theatre of the moment. And that is what Curtis was all about.
(4) He snubbed Jim Gray- After that game 3, Curtis refused to speak with Jim Gray because of what Gray did to Pete Rose at the All-Star game. I absolutely love this move. Jim Gray is a pompous ass and I could not believe that he would ruin Rose's moment to shine in the All-Star tribute to him. Yes, Rose bet on baseball. But he bet against teams he was playing. He bet for his team, he never shaved points or anything. So I am glad Curtis rejected Gray on national television.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Turkey Bowl Review: a Battle for the Ages
Well boys and girls, the Turkey Bowl has come and gone. It was nothing short of a classic with Self's team coming out victorious. He are some of the highlights:
(1) Pistolas' Injured Finger- This injury proved more costly then anyone expected. Suffering probably unbareable pain, Pistolas' control of the ball became extremely affected. He began the game throwing some good short routes, hitting Delorenzo multiple times as he broke down the zone of Self's team, but two costly interceptions on the first two drives forced him to give way to the 8th Round Draft pick Mike D'Urso. Pistolas was still able to deflect many passes on defense and gain a significant amount of YAC, something very rare in two-hand touch.
(2) Self and Pooch Combination- Both wearing gloves that were horribly unnecessary, Self and Pooch proved to be the backbone of their team. Pooch was able to snag passes it seemed effortlessly (leading to a Turkey Bowl investigation of Stick'em). Running constant 7 yd routes due to lack of conditioning, Pooch set up the passing game for Self who was able to throw some nice deep passes. These two were trouble the whole game.
(3) Mike D'Urso proved a key pick- Some laughed when this young lineman/cornerback/Quarterback was picked with an extremely late round choice. He, however, proved his value on his very first drive at the helm. He marched the Delorenzo Warriors down the field with a mixture of fast throws and timely running. His strong arm and fresh legs proved a dynamic element to the Warriors. He went 56 of 63, 8 Passing touchdowns, 2 Running Touchdowns, proving himself to be the biggest steal in Turkey Bowl Draft history.
(4) The emergence of BM as a viable receiver- Who the hell saw this coming? He caught the first two touchdowns for Self's team, though he was never heard from again. His bulk did not affect his play.
(5) Delorenzo Shined- As predicted Delorenzo went off. He proved to be the heart and soul of the team with his spirited receiving and defending. Dan Delorenzo proved himself to still be the best player in Turkey Bowl history.
Awards:
Most Valuable Player- D'Urso/Delorenzo
Breakout Player of the Year: BM
Defensive Player of the Year: Kris Self
Grafton Connor Award for Sportsmanship- Osh
(1) Pistolas' Injured Finger- This injury proved more costly then anyone expected. Suffering probably unbareable pain, Pistolas' control of the ball became extremely affected. He began the game throwing some good short routes, hitting Delorenzo multiple times as he broke down the zone of Self's team, but two costly interceptions on the first two drives forced him to give way to the 8th Round Draft pick Mike D'Urso. Pistolas was still able to deflect many passes on defense and gain a significant amount of YAC, something very rare in two-hand touch.
(2) Self and Pooch Combination- Both wearing gloves that were horribly unnecessary, Self and Pooch proved to be the backbone of their team. Pooch was able to snag passes it seemed effortlessly (leading to a Turkey Bowl investigation of Stick'em). Running constant 7 yd routes due to lack of conditioning, Pooch set up the passing game for Self who was able to throw some nice deep passes. These two were trouble the whole game.
(3) Mike D'Urso proved a key pick- Some laughed when this young lineman/cornerback/Quarterback was picked with an extremely late round choice. He, however, proved his value on his very first drive at the helm. He marched the Delorenzo Warriors down the field with a mixture of fast throws and timely running. His strong arm and fresh legs proved a dynamic element to the Warriors. He went 56 of 63, 8 Passing touchdowns, 2 Running Touchdowns, proving himself to be the biggest steal in Turkey Bowl Draft history.
(4) The emergence of BM as a viable receiver- Who the hell saw this coming? He caught the first two touchdowns for Self's team, though he was never heard from again. His bulk did not affect his play.
(5) Delorenzo Shined- As predicted Delorenzo went off. He proved to be the heart and soul of the team with his spirited receiving and defending. Dan Delorenzo proved himself to still be the best player in Turkey Bowl history.
Awards:
Most Valuable Player- D'Urso/Delorenzo
Breakout Player of the Year: BM
Defensive Player of the Year: Kris Self
Grafton Connor Award for Sportsmanship- Osh
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
The Rise, Fall, and Future of Kenny George
When I first laid eyes upon Kenny George I could not help but become instantly enamored with the 7'9 giant, and pride of UNC-Asheville. Many people probably first saw George on ESPN getting dunked on by Tyler Hansborough or the recent news that he had part of his foot amputated because of an infection. But George is more than meets the eye. He has much more upside then I think anyone gives him credit for even despite the partial foot amputation.
Kenny seems more like the gentle giant then the imposing man child he appears to be. He draws comparison to Gheorghe Muresan or Manut Bol but there is a huge difference between George and them. First, Muresan was 7'7 and 300 lbs, Kenny George is more around 7'9 and 360 lbs. He is much stronger than Muresan and a more active shot blocker. Second, George plays college ball in America. Muresan played in Romania where the competition was much thinner. Furthermore, it seems that George will not be overvalued in the eyes of NBA execs. Muresan was given top consideration and taken 30th Overall in the 1993 NBA Draft, which saw another towering player in Shawn Bradley taken 2nd Overall. Scouts will be more likely not to take him at all, especially with his recent foot problems. I believe the key is obviously in how Kenny George reacts and adapts to his foot. It is unclear how much was amputated, but if it was a rather minor part, then perhaps a suitable prosthetic could be alright. There is one thing that no one can dispute, he is a game changer defensively.
Kenny George does not have to jump to dunk. That is not an exageration, he literally does not have to jump. The inbounds play that is sprinkled all over Youtube is how his teammates lob him a pass over the corner of the backboard on an inbounds play. No can can jump that high to get to his reach and he easily stuffs in the ball. Now, that probably won't work in the NBA where the athleticism and size are far superior but defensively Kenny George can make a positive impact in the NBA. Here is how he will affect the NBA if he returns from the partial loss of his foot.
(1) He is a dynamic shot blocker- George averaged 3.3 blks/game while only playing under 20 minutes! If he gets into a situation where he can join a team that develops a strong team defense with active guards that will force drives and inside passes then George can thrive. Now, this may only work with certain teams that are also good at stopping the fast break because he can not get down the court in a timely manner.
(2) On the Offensive glass, he can do the job- Again, this relies very much upon the system of offense that his team runs. He would not be suited for the run and gun teams. But as for a team that shoots a lot of threes, where the rebounds are long, he can thrive. His long wingspan will him to get rebounds that should be tracked down by guards. He can finish around the rim, though he does not create his shot very well. But if he can get in position, which might be his biggest struggle in the physical NBA, then he can finish based on size alone.
(3) You can't teach size- Athleticism can be heightened and stamina can be improved. But you can't teach size. Even by NBA standards he would be the most imposing defensive figure in the NBA. Can you imagine Yao Ming (7'6) trying to take on George down low? Yea Yao has moves and speed but if he comes in the lane, he is still facing a guy three inches taller and is going to force Ming to change his shot. It may pull Yao outside for longer jumpers which most coaches will take.
I know the odds are long but I firmly believe that if Kenny George can make a solid defensive impact in the NBA. If he can recover from the loss of a part of his foot then he can become a very active shotblocker and a serious asset to a team in need of size and rebounds.
Kenny seems more like the gentle giant then the imposing man child he appears to be. He draws comparison to Gheorghe Muresan or Manut Bol but there is a huge difference between George and them. First, Muresan was 7'7 and 300 lbs, Kenny George is more around 7'9 and 360 lbs. He is much stronger than Muresan and a more active shot blocker. Second, George plays college ball in America. Muresan played in Romania where the competition was much thinner. Furthermore, it seems that George will not be overvalued in the eyes of NBA execs. Muresan was given top consideration and taken 30th Overall in the 1993 NBA Draft, which saw another towering player in Shawn Bradley taken 2nd Overall. Scouts will be more likely not to take him at all, especially with his recent foot problems. I believe the key is obviously in how Kenny George reacts and adapts to his foot. It is unclear how much was amputated, but if it was a rather minor part, then perhaps a suitable prosthetic could be alright. There is one thing that no one can dispute, he is a game changer defensively.
Kenny George does not have to jump to dunk. That is not an exageration, he literally does not have to jump. The inbounds play that is sprinkled all over Youtube is how his teammates lob him a pass over the corner of the backboard on an inbounds play. No can can jump that high to get to his reach and he easily stuffs in the ball. Now, that probably won't work in the NBA where the athleticism and size are far superior but defensively Kenny George can make a positive impact in the NBA. Here is how he will affect the NBA if he returns from the partial loss of his foot.
(1) He is a dynamic shot blocker- George averaged 3.3 blks/game while only playing under 20 minutes! If he gets into a situation where he can join a team that develops a strong team defense with active guards that will force drives and inside passes then George can thrive. Now, this may only work with certain teams that are also good at stopping the fast break because he can not get down the court in a timely manner.
(2) On the Offensive glass, he can do the job- Again, this relies very much upon the system of offense that his team runs. He would not be suited for the run and gun teams. But as for a team that shoots a lot of threes, where the rebounds are long, he can thrive. His long wingspan will him to get rebounds that should be tracked down by guards. He can finish around the rim, though he does not create his shot very well. But if he can get in position, which might be his biggest struggle in the physical NBA, then he can finish based on size alone.
(3) You can't teach size- Athleticism can be heightened and stamina can be improved. But you can't teach size. Even by NBA standards he would be the most imposing defensive figure in the NBA. Can you imagine Yao Ming (7'6) trying to take on George down low? Yea Yao has moves and speed but if he comes in the lane, he is still facing a guy three inches taller and is going to force Ming to change his shot. It may pull Yao outside for longer jumpers which most coaches will take.
I know the odds are long but I firmly believe that if Kenny George can make a solid defensive impact in the NBA. If he can recover from the loss of a part of his foot then he can become a very active shotblocker and a serious asset to a team in need of size and rebounds.
Monday, November 17, 2008
MLB 2005 Draft
Alright Boys and Girls, here is the day we have all been waiting for, the draft for my XBOX 2005 MLB Baseball Draft. I will of course be playing as the Yankees. This year I hope to construct a solid team that will take me to new heights. Here we go with the Draft:
(1st pick, 1st Overall) Alex Rodriquez, 3B- I know the conventional wisdom says Pujols, but to give you an indication of this draft, Pujols went 9th to the Mets. He is the ultimate 5-Tool player. He can play SS or 3B and will give me a dominant player. It also allows me to see who develops and plays better, Reyes or Figgins.
(2nd Pick) Joe Mauer, C- He is a solid pick. Power hitting catcher who plays great defense. Very happy to get him this early and very satisfied with investing in him long term.
(3rd Pick) Roy Halladay, SP- Cy Young Candidate every single year. Heavy fastball, and a multitude of breaking pitches makes this SP one of the best in the game.
(4th Pick) Ted Lilly, SP- I decided to go with Lilly here because he is a lefty and he was best available pitcher on the market. A solid off-speed guy who is on the upswing in the game.
(5th Pick) A.J. Burnett, SP- A fireballer who doesn't yet have injury issues in the game. He has over-powering stuff and is very inexpensive. I am very pleased with this pick.
(6th Pick) Rocco Baldelli, CF- This was before he got severely sick and injured. He is a lightning bolt in this game. He has speed and power and fields extremely well. It shows why people compared him to Joe Dimaggio when he came up.
(7th Pick) Matt Holliday, LF- Now he hasn't excelled yet like he does in real life. A very under the radar pick and player in the game. He will hit for solid average and massive power. He will "continue to blossom into one of the best players in the game" according to the scouting report.
(8th Pick) Brandon Webb, SP- I am very surprised he was available. But I took him knowing that he is young in the game and will continue to develop his Cy Young ability.
(9th Pick) Jason Giambi, 1B- I needed a first baseman with some power and it was either Giambi or JT Snow. Snow plays better defense but Giambi will hit many more home runs. Interesting thing here, he actually is the exact player he is currently. Terrible average with pretty good power. Also, I will look to find a solid defender later in this draft.
(10th Pick) Chone Figgins, 2B- Speed and contact make this 2nd basemen a steal.
(11th Pick) Jose Reyes, SS- In a later version of the game Reyes will be gone way higher in the draft. But in this game he is young but still has great speed and surprisingly strong power, especially to right field, which is good for Yankee Stadium.
(12th Pick) Daniel Cabrera, SP- Can't beat this power pitcher. He has a great fastball and nice curveball. And the best part, you can be the one who harnesses his control, making his dominant.
(13th Pick) Julio Franco, 1B/DH- Some might question this pick, but after his first game I got rewarded big time. He went 3/5, 4 RBI's, and 2 Homers. He makes great contact especially to the opposite field. He plays solid defense and will give me great flexibility in the field.
(14th Pick) Chase Utley, 2B- A good backup to Figgins. He is like Reyes as well; would be good in later versions of the game. But he will become a strong player and I can move Figgins to the outfield.
(15th Pick) Grady Sizemore, OF- Needed to complete the outfield and got this young speedy outfielder. Not great with the power or contact but he will develop. Gives me a sturdy defensive presence as well.
(16th Pick) Danny Haren, SP- Another player like Holliday, so undervalued in this game. Strong breaking stuff but not too much power in his arm. A satisfying pick but I am not thrilled with his lack of velocity on the fastball.
(17th Pick) Damaso Marte, RP- Needed to compile some relievers. He is a strong arm and a lefty. Thank god he was available.
(18th Pick) Ryan Howard, 1B- Considered a Top 100 Prospect (According to Baseball America, a nice addition to the game). He will develop nicely, even if he has to spend some time finding his stroke in Triple-A Scranton-Wilkes Barre.
(19th Pick) Xavier Nady, OF- A good backup who provides some power. He will definitely be a late inning defensive replacement.
(20th Pick)Steve Karsay, RP- I am making him the closer. He throws 96 MPH in this game and has good breaking stuff. Love the fact that his career hasn't taken a nose dive in the game yet.
(21st Pick) Randy Choate, RP- Classic example of being a video game pitcher. He has filthy slurves and curves and a decent fastball that keeps hitters off balance.
(22nd Pick) Brandon Phillips, 2B- Solid backup for Figgins, Utley, and Rodriguez. He can play every infield spot and hit for decent average in the event of a long-term injury.
(23rd Pick) Dionner Navarro, C- Best available catcher left...I will probably trade for John Flaherty for nostalgia.
(24th Pick) Brandon League, RP- Throws 97 MPH and has a good curve for a side-armer. Will eventually serve as closer in future years.
(25th Pick) Jose Capellan, RP- This guy throws 101 MPH. You got to take a guy with that kind of power with the last pick. Superior set-up guy.
Players I want to trade for:
(1) John Flaherty, C- I want him because he is actually surprisingly good in the game. He sprays the ball to all fields and will be a very suitable replacement for Mauer on off days. Furthermore, he very well excel in the DH spot if need be.
(2) Mark Wohlers, RP- Power arm. Brings solid heat and I want to give his career a rebirth in this game. I want all fireballers in the pen, aside from Choate. If I acquire him for a Triple-A player then I would have Capellan, Karsay, Marte, and Wohlers in the pen.
(1st pick, 1st Overall) Alex Rodriquez, 3B- I know the conventional wisdom says Pujols, but to give you an indication of this draft, Pujols went 9th to the Mets. He is the ultimate 5-Tool player. He can play SS or 3B and will give me a dominant player. It also allows me to see who develops and plays better, Reyes or Figgins.
(2nd Pick) Joe Mauer, C- He is a solid pick. Power hitting catcher who plays great defense. Very happy to get him this early and very satisfied with investing in him long term.
(3rd Pick) Roy Halladay, SP- Cy Young Candidate every single year. Heavy fastball, and a multitude of breaking pitches makes this SP one of the best in the game.
(4th Pick) Ted Lilly, SP- I decided to go with Lilly here because he is a lefty and he was best available pitcher on the market. A solid off-speed guy who is on the upswing in the game.
(5th Pick) A.J. Burnett, SP- A fireballer who doesn't yet have injury issues in the game. He has over-powering stuff and is very inexpensive. I am very pleased with this pick.
(6th Pick) Rocco Baldelli, CF- This was before he got severely sick and injured. He is a lightning bolt in this game. He has speed and power and fields extremely well. It shows why people compared him to Joe Dimaggio when he came up.
(7th Pick) Matt Holliday, LF- Now he hasn't excelled yet like he does in real life. A very under the radar pick and player in the game. He will hit for solid average and massive power. He will "continue to blossom into one of the best players in the game" according to the scouting report.
(8th Pick) Brandon Webb, SP- I am very surprised he was available. But I took him knowing that he is young in the game and will continue to develop his Cy Young ability.
(9th Pick) Jason Giambi, 1B- I needed a first baseman with some power and it was either Giambi or JT Snow. Snow plays better defense but Giambi will hit many more home runs. Interesting thing here, he actually is the exact player he is currently. Terrible average with pretty good power. Also, I will look to find a solid defender later in this draft.
(10th Pick) Chone Figgins, 2B- Speed and contact make this 2nd basemen a steal.
(11th Pick) Jose Reyes, SS- In a later version of the game Reyes will be gone way higher in the draft. But in this game he is young but still has great speed and surprisingly strong power, especially to right field, which is good for Yankee Stadium.
(12th Pick) Daniel Cabrera, SP- Can't beat this power pitcher. He has a great fastball and nice curveball. And the best part, you can be the one who harnesses his control, making his dominant.
(13th Pick) Julio Franco, 1B/DH- Some might question this pick, but after his first game I got rewarded big time. He went 3/5, 4 RBI's, and 2 Homers. He makes great contact especially to the opposite field. He plays solid defense and will give me great flexibility in the field.
(14th Pick) Chase Utley, 2B- A good backup to Figgins. He is like Reyes as well; would be good in later versions of the game. But he will become a strong player and I can move Figgins to the outfield.
(15th Pick) Grady Sizemore, OF- Needed to complete the outfield and got this young speedy outfielder. Not great with the power or contact but he will develop. Gives me a sturdy defensive presence as well.
(16th Pick) Danny Haren, SP- Another player like Holliday, so undervalued in this game. Strong breaking stuff but not too much power in his arm. A satisfying pick but I am not thrilled with his lack of velocity on the fastball.
(17th Pick) Damaso Marte, RP- Needed to compile some relievers. He is a strong arm and a lefty. Thank god he was available.
(18th Pick) Ryan Howard, 1B- Considered a Top 100 Prospect (According to Baseball America, a nice addition to the game). He will develop nicely, even if he has to spend some time finding his stroke in Triple-A Scranton-Wilkes Barre.
(19th Pick) Xavier Nady, OF- A good backup who provides some power. He will definitely be a late inning defensive replacement.
(20th Pick)Steve Karsay, RP- I am making him the closer. He throws 96 MPH in this game and has good breaking stuff. Love the fact that his career hasn't taken a nose dive in the game yet.
(21st Pick) Randy Choate, RP- Classic example of being a video game pitcher. He has filthy slurves and curves and a decent fastball that keeps hitters off balance.
(22nd Pick) Brandon Phillips, 2B- Solid backup for Figgins, Utley, and Rodriguez. He can play every infield spot and hit for decent average in the event of a long-term injury.
(23rd Pick) Dionner Navarro, C- Best available catcher left...I will probably trade for John Flaherty for nostalgia.
(24th Pick) Brandon League, RP- Throws 97 MPH and has a good curve for a side-armer. Will eventually serve as closer in future years.
(25th Pick) Jose Capellan, RP- This guy throws 101 MPH. You got to take a guy with that kind of power with the last pick. Superior set-up guy.
Players I want to trade for:
(1) John Flaherty, C- I want him because he is actually surprisingly good in the game. He sprays the ball to all fields and will be a very suitable replacement for Mauer on off days. Furthermore, he very well excel in the DH spot if need be.
(2) Mark Wohlers, RP- Power arm. Brings solid heat and I want to give his career a rebirth in this game. I want all fireballers in the pen, aside from Choate. If I acquire him for a Triple-A player then I would have Capellan, Karsay, Marte, and Wohlers in the pen.
Yankees Redux
Here is Part 3 on the what the Yankees need to do to return to glory:
(1) If you get Sabathia, sign Lowe- Here is the argument against Lowe...he is getting older. But he has never been a power pitcher. His last four years have been very strong. He throws a great sinker and is big game proven. Also, he won't demand as much as Burnett or Sheets, who is also an injury threat. Can you imagine having to face Lowe as the 4th Starter! That is an extremely effective four man rotation of Sabathia, Chamberlain, Wang, and Lowe. Then, you can either fill it in with Petitte or Mussina. If Mussina AND Petitte sign, then put Joba back in the bullpen and create the best pitching staff in baseball. It would not hurt to have Mussina, a 20 game winner, be your 5th starter. If they get Lowe and Sabathia, the Yankees instantly become the favorite to win the World Series.
(2) Think about trading for Peavy- Ok here is the deal, Peavy said that he is willing to take a trade to the Yankees. Then deal for him. Peavy is one of the most dominant young pitchers in the game. He is still entering his prime. The Yankees could potentially give up Hughes, Kennedy, and Cody Ransom from Triple A. Also packaged in the deal could be Melky Cabrerra or sure-handed Alberto Gonzalez. The idea about packaging the two big prospects of Hughes and Kennedy is alright because if you get Peavy, you get him and sign him long term. Then you have Wang, Chamberlain, and Peavy guranteed for years. Then add the aquisition of Sabathia and the Yankees have all stud young pitchers who are entering their primes and all signed long term. This puts them in the best position they have ever been in. Do not worry about the money, the new ticket sales and the potential for the Yankees winning 115 games will bring back the money. Pursue this aggresively. There are no untouchable young players except Cano. Everyone else is free on the market, though I would not give up Gardner unless I really had to.
(1) If you get Sabathia, sign Lowe- Here is the argument against Lowe...he is getting older. But he has never been a power pitcher. His last four years have been very strong. He throws a great sinker and is big game proven. Also, he won't demand as much as Burnett or Sheets, who is also an injury threat. Can you imagine having to face Lowe as the 4th Starter! That is an extremely effective four man rotation of Sabathia, Chamberlain, Wang, and Lowe. Then, you can either fill it in with Petitte or Mussina. If Mussina AND Petitte sign, then put Joba back in the bullpen and create the best pitching staff in baseball. It would not hurt to have Mussina, a 20 game winner, be your 5th starter. If they get Lowe and Sabathia, the Yankees instantly become the favorite to win the World Series.
(2) Think about trading for Peavy- Ok here is the deal, Peavy said that he is willing to take a trade to the Yankees. Then deal for him. Peavy is one of the most dominant young pitchers in the game. He is still entering his prime. The Yankees could potentially give up Hughes, Kennedy, and Cody Ransom from Triple A. Also packaged in the deal could be Melky Cabrerra or sure-handed Alberto Gonzalez. The idea about packaging the two big prospects of Hughes and Kennedy is alright because if you get Peavy, you get him and sign him long term. Then you have Wang, Chamberlain, and Peavy guranteed for years. Then add the aquisition of Sabathia and the Yankees have all stud young pitchers who are entering their primes and all signed long term. This puts them in the best position they have ever been in. Do not worry about the money, the new ticket sales and the potential for the Yankees winning 115 games will bring back the money. Pursue this aggresively. There are no untouchable young players except Cano. Everyone else is free on the market, though I would not give up Gardner unless I really had to.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Turkey Bowl 2009 Predictions
The Draft is over...It has been nearly 24 hours since the 1st ever Turkey Bowl Draft, and I'm still shaking. There were some questionable picks and some shocking trades. Here is my preview for the 4th Annual Turkey Bowl Classic:
(1) Ferromosca will be Ejected- His fiery temperment has become a source of strength for this outspoken wideout. However, the emotions of the event will once again bring a drunken rant and physical confrontation with opponents and teammates alike. Keep this in mind....Pooch and Mosca on the same team, that is like Varitek and A-Rod sharing a dugout. It is not going to go well if they do not excel early.
(2) Kris Self will score a touchdown...the only one for his team- This game might be even if Self decides to stay the whole game. However, his recent engagement to Lindsay will deter his dedication to the game. The second "MMMMbop" comes across the field from his Ringtone he will be out of there quicker than Tom Pistolas being on the "cusp". With Self gone, the team will lack all athletic ability and will compile 3 competed passes for the rest of the game.
(3) Pistolas and D'Urso will Go Off- Due to some nifty drafting by GM Dan Delorenzo, they were able to swoop up D'Urso with a late draft steal. Pistolas, an early round selection, will team with D'Urso to make a dynamic duo on the same level as Peyton and Marvin. D'Urso's hard training in the off-season was a surprise to everyone. Pistolas, nursing a bad finger, will share the duties with D'Urso at QB. Big Prediction: Passing-D'Urso 23-25, 375 yds, 3 TD. Pistolas: 45-46, 765 yds, 5 TDS. Receiving- D'Urso 7 catches, 145 yds, 2 TD. Pistolas 4 Catches 99 yds, 1 TD.
(4) Pistolas and D'Urso may score big, but Delorenzo will be MVP- The most underrated player in Turkey Bowl history will once again prove himself to be the best player. Delorenzo's speed and shiftiness will be on display. His ability to turn short plays into big plays is unequaled in the league. Look for Delorenzo to catch at least 5 TD passes and gain a monsterous 969 yds receiving...thus setting a Turkey Bowl record.
(5) JD and Rashad will continue to be paper players on Offense- Do not get me wrong, these two are more physically gifted than any other players on the field. But they have stone hands. However, there will be a silver lining, they will dominate on defense. McManus' speed and strength will be on par with Jason Sehorn in his glory days, and Rashad will provide the type of coverage that will be compared to Deion Sanders. Look for these two to breakout this game.
(6) Butler will be racist- Unavoidable.
Final prediction: Delorenzo's Warriors- 56, Self's Crew-7.
MVP- Dan Delorenzo- 15 Catches, 969 Yds, 5 TDs.
Least Valuable Player- Matt- 1 Catch, 3 yds, 0 TDs.
Comeback Player of the Year- D'Urso
John Ferromosca Award for Worst Sportsmanship- John Ferromosca (Anger Division) & Paul Butler (Racism)
Pro Bowl-
QB- Tom Pistolas
WR- Dan Delorenzo
CB- Rashad
FS- Tom Pistolas
Special Teams- D'Urso
(1) Ferromosca will be Ejected- His fiery temperment has become a source of strength for this outspoken wideout. However, the emotions of the event will once again bring a drunken rant and physical confrontation with opponents and teammates alike. Keep this in mind....Pooch and Mosca on the same team, that is like Varitek and A-Rod sharing a dugout. It is not going to go well if they do not excel early.
(2) Kris Self will score a touchdown...the only one for his team- This game might be even if Self decides to stay the whole game. However, his recent engagement to Lindsay will deter his dedication to the game. The second "MMMMbop" comes across the field from his Ringtone he will be out of there quicker than Tom Pistolas being on the "cusp". With Self gone, the team will lack all athletic ability and will compile 3 competed passes for the rest of the game.
(3) Pistolas and D'Urso will Go Off- Due to some nifty drafting by GM Dan Delorenzo, they were able to swoop up D'Urso with a late draft steal. Pistolas, an early round selection, will team with D'Urso to make a dynamic duo on the same level as Peyton and Marvin. D'Urso's hard training in the off-season was a surprise to everyone. Pistolas, nursing a bad finger, will share the duties with D'Urso at QB. Big Prediction: Passing-D'Urso 23-25, 375 yds, 3 TD. Pistolas: 45-46, 765 yds, 5 TDS. Receiving- D'Urso 7 catches, 145 yds, 2 TD. Pistolas 4 Catches 99 yds, 1 TD.
(4) Pistolas and D'Urso may score big, but Delorenzo will be MVP- The most underrated player in Turkey Bowl history will once again prove himself to be the best player. Delorenzo's speed and shiftiness will be on display. His ability to turn short plays into big plays is unequaled in the league. Look for Delorenzo to catch at least 5 TD passes and gain a monsterous 969 yds receiving...thus setting a Turkey Bowl record.
(5) JD and Rashad will continue to be paper players on Offense- Do not get me wrong, these two are more physically gifted than any other players on the field. But they have stone hands. However, there will be a silver lining, they will dominate on defense. McManus' speed and strength will be on par with Jason Sehorn in his glory days, and Rashad will provide the type of coverage that will be compared to Deion Sanders. Look for these two to breakout this game.
(6) Butler will be racist- Unavoidable.
Final prediction: Delorenzo's Warriors- 56, Self's Crew-7.
MVP- Dan Delorenzo- 15 Catches, 969 Yds, 5 TDs.
Least Valuable Player- Matt- 1 Catch, 3 yds, 0 TDs.
Comeback Player of the Year- D'Urso
John Ferromosca Award for Worst Sportsmanship- John Ferromosca (Anger Division) & Paul Butler (Racism)
Pro Bowl-
QB- Tom Pistolas
WR- Dan Delorenzo
CB- Rashad
FS- Tom Pistolas
Special Teams- D'Urso
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Return to Glory Part Deux
Here is the second edition of the change for the Yankees:
(1) Push Pat Venditte through the system...fast- Truthfully at first I just wanted to see it. But looking at his numbers (.83 ERA, 23 Saves, 42 K's in 32 Innings). The kid can actually become a necessary element of the Yankees future. Can you imagine if they had him last year and didn't get Damaso Marte? He is a one man bullpen. And here is the crazy part, his stuff is really really good. So let's see how he does with tougher competition.
(2) Realize Xavier Nady is Good- The guy is one of the most underrated, and discarded, player in the majors. He hits for a good average, with pretty good power and can spray the ball to all fields. He also plays pretty solid defense. I would like to see the Yankees sign him for 3 more years. I think Matsui can DH, Abreu in right and Gardner in center. Thats a fast (Gardner and Abreu), powerful (Abreu and Nady) and defensively minded (all of them) outfield.
(3) Re-sign Molina- If anyone doubts Josie Molina has a viable backup catcher, they haven't been watching any games. Yes, his bat is slow and so is he. But his defense changes games. If Posada is healthy, they can use Molina as a late inning defensive replacement. He will cost you nothing and give you one of the best defensive catchers in baseball on your bench.
(4) See if you can get Pavano back- Alright I know. He was one of the biggest bust in Yankees history. I realize that. But he pitched well late in the season. With his arm troubles, the Yanks could get him back for relatively little. Also, I would want to see if he wants to make it up to the Yankees fans. If I were in his shoes, I would get back to the Yankees for the minimum salary and create a better legacy for myself.
(5) Utilize Wang and Chamberlain as the Best 1-2 Punch in Baseball- There are perhaps no two more dominant and different pitchers. Joba is all power with sharp breaking stuff. Wang's sinker, when it's on, it is the best in baseball. The Yankees need to not mess around and keep Joba in the rotation and rehab Wang adequately. These two are the keys to the Yankees success.
(1) Push Pat Venditte through the system...fast- Truthfully at first I just wanted to see it. But looking at his numbers (.83 ERA, 23 Saves, 42 K's in 32 Innings). The kid can actually become a necessary element of the Yankees future. Can you imagine if they had him last year and didn't get Damaso Marte? He is a one man bullpen. And here is the crazy part, his stuff is really really good. So let's see how he does with tougher competition.
(2) Realize Xavier Nady is Good- The guy is one of the most underrated, and discarded, player in the majors. He hits for a good average, with pretty good power and can spray the ball to all fields. He also plays pretty solid defense. I would like to see the Yankees sign him for 3 more years. I think Matsui can DH, Abreu in right and Gardner in center. Thats a fast (Gardner and Abreu), powerful (Abreu and Nady) and defensively minded (all of them) outfield.
(3) Re-sign Molina- If anyone doubts Josie Molina has a viable backup catcher, they haven't been watching any games. Yes, his bat is slow and so is he. But his defense changes games. If Posada is healthy, they can use Molina as a late inning defensive replacement. He will cost you nothing and give you one of the best defensive catchers in baseball on your bench.
(4) See if you can get Pavano back- Alright I know. He was one of the biggest bust in Yankees history. I realize that. But he pitched well late in the season. With his arm troubles, the Yanks could get him back for relatively little. Also, I would want to see if he wants to make it up to the Yankees fans. If I were in his shoes, I would get back to the Yankees for the minimum salary and create a better legacy for myself.
(5) Utilize Wang and Chamberlain as the Best 1-2 Punch in Baseball- There are perhaps no two more dominant and different pitchers. Joba is all power with sharp breaking stuff. Wang's sinker, when it's on, it is the best in baseball. The Yankees need to not mess around and keep Joba in the rotation and rehab Wang adequately. These two are the keys to the Yankees success.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Yankees Return to Glory Part I
The Yankees are in serious need of renovation. Here are some suggestions for moves they need to make in order to return to glory:
Part I
(1) Don't Resign Giambi- The only way I would consider taking him back is if it comes at a major discount. This won't happen because he hit a lot of home runs. Also, even if the Yankees don't make a play for Teixeira, they need to give time for Shelley Duncan to play. He will hit a lot of home runs and hit for the same average as Giambi at a serious decrease in price.
(2) Take a shot at Sabathia, not Teixeira- C.C. proved his metal when the Brewers picked him up and he was the most dominant pitcher in the league. He already has won the CY Young in the AL and would have no trouble transitioning. He is a big game pitcher who relishes the spot light, something the Yankees other signings have not been good in. As for Teixeira, he underwells me. Yea he had an awesome season this year but he strikes out a lot. And the Yankees need pitching and they won't be able to sign both.
(3) Give Gardner the keys to the car- He hit absolutely nothing early on, but he came on late in the season. He plays wonderful defense and has game changing speed (80 out of 80 according to Baseball America). His speed is considered on par with Ichiro. He has tremendous plate discipline and when he gets on base he will steal second 90% of the time. We have seen what Melky has to offer (.249, 8, 37), it is time we give Gardner the spot for good. It doesn't hurt that he likes the big moments (first walk off hit by a rookie against the Red Sox since Derek Jeter). Let him work with the hitting coaches all of Spring Training and during the year and the kid will shock everyone.
(4) Invest in Kerry Wood- I know, I know. But he won't come at a huge price and could really add a strong element to the bullpen. The guy can throw fire and saved 33 games last year. Imagine the set-up team of Veras, Bruney, Ramirez, and Wood....oh that's not too bad at all. And for a relatively low cost. If he does not pan out, he did not cost you very much (just 6-8 million, according to Tom Pistolas).
(5) Sign Oliver Perez- He will be expensive but if you don't get C.C. then you need a stud pitcher. When he worked with a good pitching coach, he dominated. He is inconsistent but knows what it is like to pitch in New York. He absolutely wrecked the Yankees. The knock on him is that he pitches down to competition, but everyone says that the Yankees beat up on bad teams. So I figure it is a perfect fit. While Perez gives up five runs in 6 innings, the Yankees crank out 17 runs. Or, the Yankees score one run and Perez throws 8 innings, 2 hits and 9 strikeouts. This kid might be a cheaper investment in Sabathia if he pays off.
Part I
(1) Don't Resign Giambi- The only way I would consider taking him back is if it comes at a major discount. This won't happen because he hit a lot of home runs. Also, even if the Yankees don't make a play for Teixeira, they need to give time for Shelley Duncan to play. He will hit a lot of home runs and hit for the same average as Giambi at a serious decrease in price.
(2) Take a shot at Sabathia, not Teixeira- C.C. proved his metal when the Brewers picked him up and he was the most dominant pitcher in the league. He already has won the CY Young in the AL and would have no trouble transitioning. He is a big game pitcher who relishes the spot light, something the Yankees other signings have not been good in. As for Teixeira, he underwells me. Yea he had an awesome season this year but he strikes out a lot. And the Yankees need pitching and they won't be able to sign both.
(3) Give Gardner the keys to the car- He hit absolutely nothing early on, but he came on late in the season. He plays wonderful defense and has game changing speed (80 out of 80 according to Baseball America). His speed is considered on par with Ichiro. He has tremendous plate discipline and when he gets on base he will steal second 90% of the time. We have seen what Melky has to offer (.249, 8, 37), it is time we give Gardner the spot for good. It doesn't hurt that he likes the big moments (first walk off hit by a rookie against the Red Sox since Derek Jeter). Let him work with the hitting coaches all of Spring Training and during the year and the kid will shock everyone.
(4) Invest in Kerry Wood- I know, I know. But he won't come at a huge price and could really add a strong element to the bullpen. The guy can throw fire and saved 33 games last year. Imagine the set-up team of Veras, Bruney, Ramirez, and Wood....oh that's not too bad at all. And for a relatively low cost. If he does not pan out, he did not cost you very much (just 6-8 million, according to Tom Pistolas).
(5) Sign Oliver Perez- He will be expensive but if you don't get C.C. then you need a stud pitcher. When he worked with a good pitching coach, he dominated. He is inconsistent but knows what it is like to pitch in New York. He absolutely wrecked the Yankees. The knock on him is that he pitches down to competition, but everyone says that the Yankees beat up on bad teams. So I figure it is a perfect fit. While Perez gives up five runs in 6 innings, the Yankees crank out 17 runs. Or, the Yankees score one run and Perez throws 8 innings, 2 hits and 9 strikeouts. This kid might be a cheaper investment in Sabathia if he pays off.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Player Awards MLB 2008
Hey everyone,
I have begun to try and figure out the MLB yearly awards and find out who the true award receipients should be:
AL MVP: Josh Hamilton (.304, 32, 130)- He is the feel good story of the MLB season. But I think that may even work against him. He had dominant stats on a team that completely was lost this year. All respect to Pedrioa, but his stats are good but on a team that is far better. Hamilton has finally returned from drugs and substance abuse to become the player that every scout said "was the best prospect ever".
AL CY Young: Cliff Lee (22-3, 2.54, 170 k's)- If any sportswriter votes against Cliff Lee they are doing it just to spite him. He led the league in wins and ERA on a Cleveland team that completely underachieved and gave up relatively early in the season.
AL Rookie of the Year: Evan Longoria (.272, 27, 85)- Already the leader of a Tamp Bay team that is scary good for being so young. Perhaps the biggest shock of all will be that the Rays netted him for what is going to be the biggest contract steal of all time (6 yrs/17.5 million).
AL Manager of the Year: Joe Madden, Tampa Bay- No question. Don't even argue.
AL Comeback Player of the Year: Mike Mussina- Perhaps the greatest turnaround for a player nearing AARP eligibility. He won 20 games for the first time in his illustrious career. Would have won the CY Young (or at least be in better contention) if Cliff Lee didn't decide to start acting like a real pitcher.
NL MVP: Albert Pujols (.357, 37, 116)- I hate giving Pujols the award because I feel like he should get it every year. But honestly, he had an unbelievable season. Also makes his 7 yr-100 million dollar contract the best bargain since Evan Longoria in 2008 or Aaron Small in 2004.
NL CY Young: Tim Lincecum (18-5, 2.62, 265 K's)- I know Webb has 4 more wins, but his ERA is more than a half run higher, strikeouts lower, and his team was far better than the lowly Giants. This jello-armed Lincecum looks like he is going to fall off the mound every throw but he has earned this award. He won 18 games on the Giants! If he was in Webb's position he might have won 25 games.
NL Rookie of the Year: Geovanny Soto (.285, 23, 86)- This kid has brought back power hitting catchers. He was exactly what the Cubs needed this year, a kid who doesnt get hurt every five minutes and actually OVER-achieves. Reward him now Cubs!
NL Manager of the Year- Charlie Manuel, Phillies- Actually helped the Phillies get to actually be their potential, which was not the case with former managers. This is perhaps the two easiest Manager of the Year awards ever.
NL Comeback Player of the Year: Christian Guzman(.316,9, 55)- Remember when he used to be good for the Twins? Well he returned from the dead to make the All-Star team and rank 4th in the National League in Average.
I have begun to try and figure out the MLB yearly awards and find out who the true award receipients should be:
AL MVP: Josh Hamilton (.304, 32, 130)- He is the feel good story of the MLB season. But I think that may even work against him. He had dominant stats on a team that completely was lost this year. All respect to Pedrioa, but his stats are good but on a team that is far better. Hamilton has finally returned from drugs and substance abuse to become the player that every scout said "was the best prospect ever".
AL CY Young: Cliff Lee (22-3, 2.54, 170 k's)- If any sportswriter votes against Cliff Lee they are doing it just to spite him. He led the league in wins and ERA on a Cleveland team that completely underachieved and gave up relatively early in the season.
AL Rookie of the Year: Evan Longoria (.272, 27, 85)- Already the leader of a Tamp Bay team that is scary good for being so young. Perhaps the biggest shock of all will be that the Rays netted him for what is going to be the biggest contract steal of all time (6 yrs/17.5 million).
AL Manager of the Year: Joe Madden, Tampa Bay- No question. Don't even argue.
AL Comeback Player of the Year: Mike Mussina- Perhaps the greatest turnaround for a player nearing AARP eligibility. He won 20 games for the first time in his illustrious career. Would have won the CY Young (or at least be in better contention) if Cliff Lee didn't decide to start acting like a real pitcher.
NL MVP: Albert Pujols (.357, 37, 116)- I hate giving Pujols the award because I feel like he should get it every year. But honestly, he had an unbelievable season. Also makes his 7 yr-100 million dollar contract the best bargain since Evan Longoria in 2008 or Aaron Small in 2004.
NL CY Young: Tim Lincecum (18-5, 2.62, 265 K's)- I know Webb has 4 more wins, but his ERA is more than a half run higher, strikeouts lower, and his team was far better than the lowly Giants. This jello-armed Lincecum looks like he is going to fall off the mound every throw but he has earned this award. He won 18 games on the Giants! If he was in Webb's position he might have won 25 games.
NL Rookie of the Year: Geovanny Soto (.285, 23, 86)- This kid has brought back power hitting catchers. He was exactly what the Cubs needed this year, a kid who doesnt get hurt every five minutes and actually OVER-achieves. Reward him now Cubs!
NL Manager of the Year- Charlie Manuel, Phillies- Actually helped the Phillies get to actually be their potential, which was not the case with former managers. This is perhaps the two easiest Manager of the Year awards ever.
NL Comeback Player of the Year: Christian Guzman(.316,9, 55)- Remember when he used to be good for the Twins? Well he returned from the dead to make the All-Star team and rank 4th in the National League in Average.
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Why the Red Sox suck
As I see that the Red Sox have just lost, I find that a few items keep coming into my mind. First, the word "sox" is clearly spelled wrong. I do not like that. It is just dumb. Second, Red Sox fans are just dumb obnoxius fans. Say what you will about the yankees, but they are clearly the more dignified group. Granted, the so called Red Sox Nation is dedicated but they are too hardcore. They are so hardcore that they do not even use common sense. I had a Red Sox fan tell me that Joba Chamberlain was not a dominant pitcher. They just defy logic. Anyway, I am done with that rant. Go Angels.
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